ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

tardis-blue-boxes:

larry-in-the-tardis:

abhortion:

I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair

Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. I embrace my shit writing.

^Bless this

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

evilplotting:

On a scale of one to Kingdom Hearts, how unnecessarily complicated do you make things?