My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time
everyone who likes coconut water is lying
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
u know ur fucked when the only search results that shows up are from WikiAnswers
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
we teach kids the periodic table but not the targaryen family tree? let’s get the focus back on education, folks.
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life
i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house
i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere