trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look
Kate Winslet goes in to hug Matthew for his Oscar.
He feels a sharp pain in his stomach, warmth leaving his body replaced with the cold of metal. He can’t even look down, but he knows what happened
Kate smiles while holding him, and leans in, and with a mix of a hiss and a whisper says:
"DiCaprio sends his regards."
the best thing about grocery shopping is walking with your cart and then suddenly letting it go so it keeps going by itself. be free, young one