And I Don't Appreciate
23 April 2014 @ 12:57 PM

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

(Source: geiszlerrs)

12 hours ago via iwillmindfuckyou (originally geiszlerrs)
23 April 2014 @ 12:22 PM

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

12 hours ago via iwillmindfuckyou (originally confidnet)
21 April 2014 @ 12:47 PM

(Source: people.com)

2 days ago via acciopond (originally themusicgirl)
20 April 2014 @ 3:02 AM

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

I wanna sneak out in the middle of the night and drive to the middle of nowhere and lay on the roof of a car and stare at the stars 

3 days ago via hi (originally undefyinq)
19 April 2014 @ 1:14 AM
cvilbrandt:

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

i died

cvilbrandt:

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

i died

4 days ago via jonzes (originally clairefarronsbutt)
19 April 2014 @ 1:10 AM

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible)

4 days ago via liamdryden (originally amovible)
19 April 2014 @ 1:01 AM

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

4 days ago via nazz-tazz (originally gang0fwolves)
19 April 2014 @ 12:52 AM

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

5 days ago via beyoncebeytwice (originally nosdrinker)
19 April 2014 @ 12:51 AM

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

5 days ago via beyoncebeytwice (originally sherlocksmyth)
19 April 2014 @ 12:50 AM

this little idiot is so happy about himself while everyone’s ignoring him

(Source: broders)

5 days ago via annie-banks (originally broders)
19 April 2014 @ 12:44 AM

(Source: radwhitekid)

5 days ago via spunkyteengirl (originally radwhitekid)
19 April 2014 @ 12:43 AM

officialfrenchtoast:

u know ur fucked when the only search results that shows up are from WikiAnswers

5 days ago via thefuuuucomics (originally officialfrenchtoast)
19 April 2014 @ 12:42 AM

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

5 days ago via evanslily (originally slytheringsnake)
19 April 2014 @ 12:42 AM

tyrellgasm:

we teach kids the periodic table but not the targaryen family tree? let’s get the focus back on education, folks.

5 days ago via theatomicboom (originally tyrellgasm)
19 April 2014 @ 12:36 AM

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life

5 days ago via iwillmindfuckyou (originally spenceromg)