it’s not a true internet fight without the word “sweetie”
im pretty sure dreams are just life aspirations. for instance last night i dreamt i stole some tiny bags of sushi & drove a car into a swimming pool
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"